Madness: White People Dreadlocks

For years I have been well aware that white people find it neat to lock their hair. Lately, I've been doing several google searches on every topic having to do with Dreadlocks. In my research, I have found that most websites are for white people. I'm a naturally curious person so I took a peak at them just to see how the other half lives. I'm all for the whole free spirit movement, but this shit gotta stop! White people, YOU LOOK DUMB! That harsh statement is coming from the most gentle place in my heart. Somebody needs to let ya'll know that your hair was not meant to be locked just as mine was not meant to be straightened.

Note: Ya'll just don't have the same virisitily as black people do. Get over it.

The only decent locks I saw were "Dreadlock Extensions." Using this method, kinky weave is wrapped around the straight hair to form what truly resembles a dreadlock. This costs between $400-$800. If you can't afford that then quit while you are ahead.

Your dreadlocks look unmanaged, dirty, and completely unruly. Just because you can get your hair to knot up with time and hours of backcombing, doesn't mean you should do it. Damn hippies!